How do I sum up my achievements?
I have always struggled with resumes, because when it comes down to it, I have no idea how to compress all that I have done with my life into a pretty little package that will appeal to someone that probably hasn’t had as varied a past as myself. I ask myself, “How can they possibly get me?” or “How do I show them how dynamic and unusual a person I really am?” I’ve always felt that I have to hide some part of me that isn’t completely relevant to the particular job that I am applying for, and that there are these whole sides of me that I must leave hidden. That is what this page is all about. It’s a tribute to my past, a place where anyone can informally glance over my work timeline and see the wacky way in which I have chosen to live and where it has taken me. I will never follow convention, and if that seems scary then I’m not the one for you.