The Shop Truck - March 31, 2002

   "Rita," like any good fiery Latina woman, has a real temper. She is probably my greatest love, yet I neglect her and spend money on the other girls in my stable much more than I do I her. Believe me, I have paid dearly for it. For instance, when I took the money I had to restore her and bought my '62 Grand Prix, she promptly broke her motor mounts and threw her fan through her freshly rebuilt radiator. She has a real charm about her though. When she's running fine, she puts the greatest smile on my face. I love my shop truck.
   I bought Rita close to three years ago. She is tied with one other as the best car I have ever owned, and I bet when she is completed, she'll win hands down. I have done relatively little work to her in the time that I have owned her, but it is time that I focus my attention on her. If you have read any of my Dodge chronicles, you'll know where my attention has been, but recently, I've had a

As She Stands Today
change of heart. This of course has been due to Rita's persuasive temper. Okay, here's her story.
   When I acquired her, she had been sitting for years in an outdoor storage yard. She had (I still have it) a cool, in a funky sort of way, galvanized shell over her bed. This, in turn, protected her bed (bonus!) and kept water from pooling in the floor wells below the bed. See, the Ranchero uses the same unitized body construction as the 2 door Falcon wagon, which has a back seat and passenger foot wells. These wells are covered by a panel which makes up the forward most third

As She Goes Today
of the bed in a Ranchero. Water will collect down there and rot out the floor. Unfortunately, her floor pans in the cab weren't so lucky. It seems that the windshield and door seals leak and the floors rusted severely while she sat neglected for years. The passenger's side was so bad, that you could have climbed out of the car through the hole. She had also had all of her emblems
stolen, except for the steerhead on the tailgate. Her grill was a little crumpled and she was missing her hub caps. The seat was real bad, but the door panels looked OK and everything was there, except for most of the floor! Otherwise her body was real straight and she looked good for her condition. Best of all she had a factory four on the floor.
   Not too long after I bought her, I enlisted the help of a friend to help me replace the right side floor pan, which was a real mess. I could live with the left side for awhile. I didn't know how to weld then, so I needed my buddy's help. I wanted to save the left side for me to do on my own, once I had acquired the skills. I also, over the course of the last couple of years, have replaced the following: radiator (twice, thanks Rita), water pump, heater core, rebuilt/restored the heater/ventilation plenum & fan, fuel line from tank to pump, fuel pump, fuel line from pump to carburetor, carburetor, exhaust system, exhaust manifold, master cylinder, ignition switch and door locks, fuel gauge sender, shocks, tires, head gasket, motor mounts, transmission mount, u-joints and I'm sure a few lesser things.

   I found some nice hub caps, a year or so ago, on Ebay for a steal and she's been wearing them ever since. I took the shell off (I couldn't take looking like an Ozark fisherman) and have basically enjoyed her as she stands. A year ago, my other half backed into her and bent the front bumper and left front fender. A US Postal Service semi rolled back into her and lightly dented the tip of her hood.
 My biggest issue with her has been the fact that the wrong engine is in her. She originally came from the factory with a 170ci engine, but it currently has a 1960 144ci engine. I've been trying desperately to find an original 1963 170 engine, but it's been a real bear. I had purchased one from someone a few months back, but upon teardown, it turned out to be a 144. You can't tell them apart

170 Special Six
visually (thanks Ford) as they shared the same engine block. The big problem is she really needs a rebuild, but I'm not going to waste my time and money on the wrong engine, and until I find the right one, I'm driving her on borrowed time.
   
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